FakeFriends - Never ask for food.
Real Friends - Are the reasons you have no food.

Fake Friends - Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends - Call your parents Dad/Mum.

Fake Friends - Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends - Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"

Fake Friends - Never seen you cry.
Real Friends - Cry with you.

Fake Friends-Think your quiet.
Real Friends-Wish you'd stop talking!

Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

Fake Friends - Know a few things about you.
Real Friends - Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake Friends - Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends - Will kick the whole crowds buts that left you.

Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends - Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends - Are for a while.
Real Friends - Are for life.

Fake Friends - Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends - Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over.
Real Friends - Will push you over again & crack up at you.

Fake Friends - Will read this.
Real Friends - Will steal this.....xo???ox